Oh they have the internet on computers now eh?



marge is reading homers old love letter, homer was at duff land or something and he was really drunk, 

Maybe its the beer talking marge, but you got a butt that wont quit, they got these big chewy pretzles, uhgahgh hgn g beer, afn 5 dolla, get outa here!



Professor: "Before we begin this class, lets all say a little about ourselves. I'll begin. I'm teaching this class because my wife passed away and I need something to do". 
Homer:(writes DEAD WIFE on notepaper).....raises hand.."Will that be on the test?" 



From the episode where Homer starts his business "Compu-Global Hyper Mega-Net" 
Comic store guy: "I want to upgrade my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber-optic T-1 line. Can you provide an IP router that is compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration? 

Homer: "Can I have some money now?" 



Homer's Mmmm's 

Mmmm... marshmallows 
Mmmm... chocolate 
Mmmm... Ooh.. Macamadamia nuts 
Mmmm... horse doovers 
Mmmm... spaghetti 
Mmmm... purple 
Mmmm... beer 
Mmmm... salty 
Mmmm... the land of chocolate 
Mmmm... crumbled-up cookie things 
Mmmm... potato chips 
Mmmm... strained peas 
Mmmm... snouts 
Mmmm... fattening 
Mmmm... Burgher 
Mmmm... soylent green 
Mmmm... shrimp 
Mmmm... organized crime 
Mmmm... sixty four slices of American cheese 
Mmmm... invisible cola 
Mmmm... candy 
Mmmm... convenient 
Mmmm... forbiden donut 
Mmmm... business deal 
Mmmm... free goo 
Mmmm... apple 
Mmmm... hamburgers 
Mmmm... foot-long chili dog 
Mmmm... Marge 
Mmmm... mediciney 
Mmmm... sacrilicious 
Mmmm... elephant fresh 
Mmmm... caramel 
Mmmm... bowling fresh 
Mmmm... urinal fresh 
Mmmm... slanty 
Mmmm... incapacitating 
Mmmm... beer nuts 
Mmmm... something 
Mmmm... sandwich 
Mmmm... gummy beer 
Mmmm... Can 



"You wanna change your name to Homer Simpson Jr.? Your friends can call you HoJu!" 



Mr. Burns telling Homer to select a different club on the golf course. "Use an open-faced club, man! A sand wedge!" 

Homer: "Mmmm. Open-faced club sand wich." 



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