"In a tub of hair gel"
Jody, seconds after Val told Al not to place his hands in the candy jar as she was not sure of where they had been lately.

"It's always a playoff game to me"
Reg Leclerc in inning 2 of game 2 of the season.

"Wait till Owen and Dre are here"
Reg, after Jody had commented on how it was different to see kids coming out to watch the Misfits.

"You're wearing the colors of the opposition, you're going to have to take off your shirt"
Al Sellars to Christy, as she walked up to play in her first ever game with the Misfits.

"It's OK, we still out weigh them"
Mike Gillespie, after Jody had commented on the number of players that kept arriving for the other team.

"Two, Two, Two, Two, Two, throw it to TWO"
Jody to Carla, on a ground ball with a runner on first heading towards second.

"Earl said that you can kick him in the balls if you would like".
Jody to the waitress at Calhouns after she stated that she shoiuld have opted for soccer instead of having to serve us.

"you guys are just plain evil. No-one ever has anything nice to say to the other"
Dean on noticing that all everyone does is make fun to each on a weekly basis.

""His songs are all hits"
Dean after someone had commented that the music man was playing a trio of Johnny Cash's greatest hits during the Glenboro fair.

"Wow, nice legs"
Crusher, to a member of the opposition as she ran from to first.

"When does the rest of it arrive"
Mike after Jody had said that he had ordered his 23 ounce bat online. Mike was swinging the bat at the time and commenting on the lack of weight/size of the bat.

"We are the only team where the rubber boots will not effect our overall team speed"
Earl commenting on playing in winter/rubber boots in the Sno Pitch tournament.

"You have to always give it 110%, all the time. Never give up. Never STOP trying"
Reg to Shawn, after Shawn never tried to throw out a runner after catching the ball in center.

"My dad could hit that ball"
Jody to Al, after Al went on about how in he went 7/7, with 2 home runs while playing slow pitch.

"Always on your knees"
Craig to Jody, after Jody flopped to his knees to make a fielding play while on the mound.

"Less grunting, more strike zone"
Jody to Reg, after Reggie had trouble finding the plate and his grunting grew louder.

"Brett's taking Al home?"
Mike to everyone after someone said that the Sellars may stop by Calhouns after they dropped off the kid.

"Let's not talk to the locals. We're there to play ball, NOT make friends"
Jody before the team headed out to the July 1 Glenboro tournament.

"Says WHO?"
Craig to a member of the opposition as he informed Craig that pitchers were not allowed to put spin on their pitches in that tournament..

"At your age a walk is pretty good for you"
Reggie to Cam after Cam was walked on 5 pitches.

"Those are Owens' pants."
Mike, after someone had commented on Reggies' new, rather large shorts.

"I'm going home with Mom"
Owen at Calhouns after he had been acting up and bothering Reggie.

"Take the money and buy a bat, maybe it will help you hit better".
Shawn to Dean after Dean refused to take money from Earl for helping rebuild a computer.