"I wouldn't exactly call it dating"
Luber, describing his relaionship with the former maintenance chick at the Keystone.

'"Your %$#@!?$#@ CRAZY!"
Al to Trevor when Trevor called a strike on a pitch that appeared slightly high and outside the strike zone.

"I will apologize for a call when I make a mistake however I will NOT apologize for something that I felt was a marginal mistake"
Trevor to Al minutes later when the 2 were discussing the call.

"I really shouldn't have sworn at him"
Al, at Tequila Willies, an hour after the game reflecting back on swearing at Trevor.

"Al's muscle has the DRIP"
Craig seconds after Carla had just told everyone that she had a strained muscle in her leg.

"It's only Trevor"
Cam at Tequila Willies when others were commenting on how lucky Trevor was to have not hurt himself more seriously after fouling a ball off his face while batting in the 5th.

"If I had known we were going to take the team picture tonight I would have brought my hair gel."
Al as the team lined up for the team photo.

"Al Sellars"
Jody's response to Al when he said 'Jody say something funny" while taking the team photo.

"Don't yell at me like that, it scares me."
Jody's response to the entire team yelling instructions at him to touch 3rd of a ground ball hit to him with 2 runners on.

"Yes, that is what Bruce has"
Al to the waitress at Tequila Willies when she asked if Bruce was the one who had the SOFT TACO.

"Only when Jody was standing on third"
Jackie to Carla when Carla asked her if she was sitting in the shade for most of the evening.

"Are you referring to Carla because I have been in there when she has before."
Mike to the team when Al asked if Tequila Willies allowed children into the lounge.

"Hopefully you can say the same about your next girl friend."
Jody to 14-year old Brett after Brett had said 'this sucks" in reference to the falling rain.

"Kinda like Earl at the bar"
Jody seconds after Carla said that we skipping singles and going for doubles, as the team has just strung together 3 consecutive doubles.

'"Thank god it wasn't me"
Jody after watching Mark take a wicked liner off his shin to end an inning. The liner in question left Mr. Shanks crumpled up into a little ball on the mound.

"He will still be sick when you get home"
Carla to Charlotte when Charlotte explained why (her husband was ill) she didn't think she could join the team after the game for drinks.

"JESUS CHRIST, CAM"
Al screaming when Cam dropped a ball while Al was taking a turn on the mound.

"'That is as terrible as I have seen you swing the bat all season long"
Bruce to Jody after Jody never got the ball out of the infield on 2 consecutive at bats.

"Quit pointing at Charlotte"
Craig to Jody, after Jody had just pointed to an appatizer platter at the other end of the table, and commented on how good it looked.

"Maybe once he has been disciplined"
Mike right after Al had just commented on how good of a kid Brett was.

"So, what grade are you going into this year?"
14 year old Brettt Sellars awkward attempt at hitting on Lindsay, thinking that she was still a high school student.

"I'm like 22, dude"
Lindsay's response to Brett on the whole what grade are you going into question.

"PISS OFF, Brett"
Lindsay to Brett as he continued his relentless pursuit of her.

"Just, my jacket"
Earl to Carla when Carla asked if he had a tarp in his truck.

"Next time try swinging your purse, Alice"
Andy to Kyle after Kyle took a wild swing at a high pitch.