"I never realized that her hammers were that big. I just may have to ask her out!"
Bruce about a member of the team after he seen her get out of a hot-tub.

They might be better ball players then us, but we could %^#$@#$ their women hard!"
Keith seconds after our team was losing 17-4 to a hottie filled team.

"Why doesn't she ever bring that body out to the ball field."
Jody telling Craig one night at Houstons after seeing Lyndsay all dolled up.

"It's a pretty big step to go from dating to just *&%$!* friends."
Earl to Lyndsay after she informed the team that she had kinda hooked up with an ex again.

"My friend likes your friend"
12-year old bat-bot Brett "Sidekick" Sellars to the hottie catcher in week 2.

"It was funny when she hit Al. It was even funnier when she hit Jody but hitting my wife just crosses the line."
Shawn after Jackie was the 3rd Misfit hit on 3-consecutive pitches.

"Al, it's the girls who need to be drunk".
Craig, seconds after Al informed everyone that he has to be drunk to pick up women at the bar.

"It's not her shirt I was looking at. I have been admiring her breasts most of the night".
Jody as the rest of the team looked/commented on the new girls "Where's Waldo" T-shirt.

" Good in Bed"
Jackie in response to the question what does "GIB" stand for on a team Canada Jr hockey. shirt.

He had to come home and run it by me first"
"Carla on why it took Craig so long to commit to playing ball this year with the Misfits.

"Everytime she bends over like that to field a grounder, I lose fluid"
Jody on why he likes playing rover when ever Stacey plays short

"RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE"
Al shouting instructions to Shawn on a fly ball that landed about 70 ft from where Shawn had stopped.

"Why were you playing so far over to Craig's side, were you trying to kiss him"
Al , questioning Shawn on why he was faded so far to left field on the infamous RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE call.

"Jody, quit blocking the sun."
Craig, seconds after Jody stated that is suddenly got very dark out.

"He pulls it every night"
Earl, shortly after Bruce asked Jody when he learned to pull it, after he had hit a ball to right field for the first time all year.

"Bruce.............. that would be strike 3"
Trevor ringing Bruce up on a called 3rd strike on a pitch that appeared slightly high.

"It's not about winning or losing, it's about coming out to make fun of Al"
Shawn commenting on why people show up from week to week.

"New glove? Think it will help"
Shawn upon noticing that Al had purchased a new glove.

"Why not just use the ones in your head"
Jody, after hearing Al comment that he had to buy some new rocks for his BBQ.

"It was like the kid ran into a Mac truck"
Al, seconds after a base runner collided with Jody @ first, that left the base runner flat out on his back.

"It's official, I'm the new city hoe"
Lindsay, informing the team about her new position as the grounds keeper for the City property around town.

"The girls play better when they are horny"
Shawn on why he chooses to wear a muscle shirt over his team jersey.

"Al, I thought that was how you liked them"
Stacey, moments after someone had commented that the girl on the other team was dirty. (her face because of the wind and dirt).