"That was rather unexpected"
Jody, after Reggie had just hit his first home run in 4 years as a Misfit.

"Earl, go to center field"
Craig, in an upset tone while on the mound, to Earl who was sitting on the bench after Shawn was hot dogging it out in center.

"I'm always ready to roll, it's the running I have trouble with."
Earl, after Reggie had said 'Let's get ready to roll' to start a ball game.

"I hope it grows back fast"
Shelley S, after Jody had just noticed that her husband Stephen had shaved his head bald.

'Nikki, where is the other half of your car."
Bruce, outside of Smittys commenting on the compactness of Nikki's car.

"No need to run that fast when you place the ball like I do"
Jody, after people were urging Shelley S. to run hard to 2nd to record a double.

"It's not like we need Kevin anymore. he doesn't really help us in the field and his batting has been weak lately"
Jody, during the discussion as to why Bruce, Reggie, and Kevin were all not present at a game.

"Everytime I am up there, I expect to see you taking tons of photos, as if it was Barry Bonds at the plate".
Shawn to Owen, after Owen had been selected team photographer for the night.





 

"I only dropped 2 balls the entire time I played"
Al Sellars, while watching a game from the bench as a spectactor, commenting on his fine play in the out field during his tenure as a Misfit.

Bruce: "Am I sitting because I just struck out"
Jody: "YES"!
Bruce, then Jody after Bruce had just struck out with 2 runners on and the Misfits up by 2.


"THEIR FARTS?!?!?!?!"
Nikki, in a voice lound enuff for 1/2 of Applebee's to hear, after the table had been discussing how people on supplements and protein shakes tend to smell and emit odors
a little more then the average person.

"Sounds like you are speaking from experience"
Earl to Nikki after she blurted out the whole "Their Farts" line.

'Are you taking Richmond or else the bike path on your way home?"
Earl to Nikki, outside of Boston Pizza, as she headed towards her smaller car that would most likely fit down the bike path.

"I think that you guys should head straight to the batting cages".
Carla to the opposing while shaking hands, after they had hit 9 homes runs against us.