Ben/J-Lo: The Real Reason Behind Their Breakup
September 17, 2003 -- Have they gone from Bennifer back to Ben and Jennifer?

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, the most overexposed couple on the planet, were supposed to exchange wedding vows Sunday. But instead there was a report that their tabloid-chronicled, storybook romance was over.

Amid the frantic speculation surrounding the pair last week, the web site run by the Social Misfits reported Monday that Affleck had dumped Lopez due to a photo (posted below) which shows J-Lo leaving a Winnipeg Goldeyes baseball game with a possible new "boy toy".

While the male in the photo remains a mystery to most, this web site has received numerous tips indicting the two may have met while J-Lo was out shopping for some lumber and hardware supplies at a local Winnipeg merchant. There have been reported sightings of J-Lo and this new mystery man all over Winnipeg as J-Lo continues to shoot scenes within the city for her upcoming movie Shall we Dance, also starring Richard Gere and Susan Sarandon. Over the past few weeks the couple has been spotted at Buffalo Bills, Ruckers, Goldeyes games, Hooters, and Kyle's basement on Sundays watching football.

Dubbed "Bennifer" by gossip wags, the couple planned to wed at a mansion estate near Santa Barbara, Calif. But they postponed the ceremony Wednesday, saying excessive media attention was playing havoc with the event.

Citing unidentified "sources close to the couple," many tabloids have reported that Affleck initiated the breakup with Lopez, who was "devastated" and "in tears."

A representative for Affleck, Ken Sunshine, declined comment on the breakup rumor. Lopez's publicist, Dan Klores, did not return The Social Misfits call for comment.

Hung Out to Dry
December 23, 2003-Social Misfit's fielder Al Sellars has been put on the disabled list after a freak accident that saw him injure an ankle after taking a tumble while hanging up some Christmas lights. "I really don't know what happened," said Earl, who witnessed the event. "One second he was hanging up some lights, telling me some story that I had heard like 3 times before, and then I heard him crying like a little school girl" added Earl. "The next thing I know, I look over, and the jackass was dangling from the roof and his leg was all twisted up in some of the lights."

Al, for his part, was extremely quiet on the topic however he did express some concern that instead of helping him untangle from the mess, Earl instead called Jody to come over and take some pictures. "He left me hanging there for nearly an hour" said a rather frustrated Sellars as he waited for the blood to flow back to the rest of his body.

While it is not known what caused Mr. Sellars to fall from the roof, the Brandon City police are launching their own investigation into the matter. Early indications are that Mr. Sellars was trying to point out some hot chick who was walking by, did his dark wing duck thingy, and his momentum carried him over the side of the house.

My Mom Wrote a Letter
August 5, 2003-Keith Richardson arrived at the ballpark tonight looking for a roster spot with the Social Misfits. Informed by team officials that his services were not required Keith immediately laced into a profanity driven tirade which eventually lead to him screaming "My mom wrote a letter" several times, at the top of his lungs. He continued to scream, "My mom wrote a letter" and had to be restrained by both Jody and Earl, as he tried to get at Al. Once the laughter settled, Keith read the letter aloud to the team and then they decided to vote whether or not to let Rolo play.

It was a close vote (6-5) but in the end Keith won out and was allowed to play. "I would just like to thank my mom for taking the time to write the letter" said Keith.

Weekend Tournament Results (kinda Misfit related)
September 26/200--Last weekend 6 members of the Social Misfits softball team were asked to play ball and combined with 2 players from the Brandon Cloverleafs, 2 members of the Peoples Champs, plus 3 others and reached the tournament A side semi-finals before the tournament was canceled on the Sunday due to the excessive rain fall.

In game one the team trailed the Dodgers by 4 runs heading into our last at bat and managed to score the necessary 5 runs to win it. Final score was 14-13. Earl, Lyle Wright, and James all hit homers in a winning effort.

Game two saw the team down 16-1, to the Pine Riders, early on after 2 ½ innings. We managed to rally and score 8 runs in our home half of the 3rd and narrowed the gap some. Then once again with last at bat and down by 4 runs the bats came alive and we managed to count the necessary 5-runs to win the ball game. It should also be noted that all 5 runs in the 7th inning were scored with one out. Special mention goes out to Craig who cleared the bases, full at the time, with a triple and then to Michelle who singled in Craig with a seeing Eye single to eventually win it. Ryan Potter and Dean Johnson both hit home runs in this one.

Unfortunately it rained most of Saturday night and then on the Sunday morning and tournament officials were forced to cancel the festivities. Our opposition in the semi-final game was scheduled to be Hollywood Pizza. In total 18 teams participated in the tournament.

What exactly was Bruce thinking in this picture?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat
July 16/2003--On July the 2nd the city of Vancouver was selected to host the 2010 Winter Olympics. On July the 3rd a group of individuals representing the Social Misfits banded together to form a four man shell rowing team in hopes of representing the country of Canada at the summer Olympics to be held in Athens, Greece in 2004.

With that goal in mind the team quickly set off and competed in their first ever regatta and took home the gold at an event held on Lake Minnedosa. The event proved to be the perfect tune-up for the group of four as after barely qualifying in the preliminary heats, they set a personal best in the finals and edged out the competition by more then 2.5 seconds. Training is expected to last the entire summer and long into the cold winter months, leeading right up to the Canadian time trials slated for early summer 2004.

You Can Dance if You Want To
Sept. 02/2003-For weeks the management team of the Social Misfits was left wondering why Charlotte failed to show at the ball diamond for regularly scheduled games. While she left her teammates with the impression that she was busy studying for exams the truth can now be told. Charlotte has been heading into Winnipeg almost weekly and appearing with the Blue Brigade, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers dance team.

Her little secret unfolded when an anonymous email came to the Misfit office, along with the picture above. "We were extremely pleased that someone came forward and sent off that email," said team GM Bruce Luebke. "It really answers a lot of the questions that were racing through my mind," he added. The club is looking at taking disciplinary action against the hard-hitting right fielder and she is looking at a team-imposed fine/suspension to start next season.

Shanks Named Manager of 50/50 Sales
July 14/2003--The Social Misfits today announced that Mark Shanks has been named as the Manager of 50/50 sales for all remaining home games. Working in Mark's favor was his many years of experience selling 50/50 tickets during Wheat King home games.

"Mark was the canditate we wanted from the outset" said team GM Bruce Luebke. " "Not only did he have the experience we were seeking but he also is very comfortable interacting with the fans" added Bruce. "We are just glad that he accepted our offer and are really looking forward to working with such a professional".

By appointing Mr. Shanks to the position of 50/50 ticket manager the team expects sales to nearly double over the last few weeks of the season.

Misfits Selected to Represent Operation ID
June 16/2003--It was announced today that several members of the Social Misfits have been selected to represent Operation ID in their ongoing battle to keep cigarettes out of the hands of children. Various team members will have their likeness used throughout the year in everything from billboards, television ads, print material, and bus benches.

OPERATION I.D. is a positive-action program designed to help retailers and their staff uphold the law and put an end to the illegal sale of tobacco to minors. Operation I.D. is a commitment by retailers to be part of the solution, not part of the problem, when it comes to tobacco access by young people.

Playing Through Pain
June 27/2003--Social Misfit outfielder Craig 'Jr. Mints' Ricahrdson has been fitted with a Elizabethan Collar, normally reserved for dogs and cats, after injuring his left eye while out golfing last Sunday. "I was off in the ruff trying to chip out when I felt something land in my eye" said Craig. "There was this immediate burning sensation inside that eye so I instinctively began to rub it," he added.

Within a few hours the eye had become very irritated and Craig had to see a doctor. Not wanting him to fidget or harm the eye further doctors quickly fitted him with the Elizabethan Collar. "It was difficult at first trying to find a collar to fit him, but eventually we found one sized for a Border collie that seemed to fit fine" said the doctor who administered the solution.

"Initially I thought that I was going to have a lot more trouble getting used to this thing" laughed Craig, who admitted that he is still having trouble picking up pitches belt high or lower. "I am not seeing the ball as clearly as I should be through the plastic funnel," he added. "I just hope in the long run it doesn't cost me the batting title," he continued as he attempted to tip back a Molsons.

Some teams complained that the funnel could be used as an extra glove in the outfield so the league ruled that any ball landing in the collar would not be considered an automatic out, and instead would be ruled a ground rule double.

Celebrity Charity Golf Scramble
June 26/2003--The Social Misfits are now accepting registrations for their first ever 4-person Texas scramble miniature golf tournament to be held at the 60's Drive Inn on First Street North. Entry fee per team of four is $80 and includes golfing with the Misfit of your choice, commemorative golf ball, and loads of fun. Included with each entry is also a supper, your choice of either the kolbassa and perogy dinner, or else the foot long hot dog combo. Prizes will also be offered for longest putt, closest to the pin, and lowest overall team score.

"Who knows if all goes well this year we may be able to turn it into a 2-day event" said an organizer of the day's events, who did not wish to be identified. "We will just have to gage the participants response and act according to their feedback" he added.

Organizers of this year's tournament indicated that entries have been moving along briskly and are limited to the first 14 teams. Those wishing to enter are asked to contact the Misfits office immediately. Shotgun start time is scheduled for 10:30 am sharp.

Web Site Turns 1 Today
May 26/2003--It was one year ago today that the Social Misfits officially launched their team web site. "In the past year we have experienced enourmous growth in both traffic and hits" said a spokesperson on behalf of the team. "We have literally been visited by 1000's of people" he added.

While most of the traffic has been from the Westman area, the site has also played hosts to visitors from both Germany and Iceland.

Fans visiting the web site for the first time are encouaged to sign the teams guest book.

Lueber to Host Seminar for Kids on Tent Peg Pulling
April 15/2003-- "I just wanted to give something back to the community, to the kids who support us all season long" said Bruce, as he explained why he organized the 3 day retreat for kids. "It's important that they understand and follow the safety rules and regulations on how to properly remove tent pegs when camping" added Bruce.

The seminar is scheduled to take place on the September long weekend and parents are encouraged to enroll their children now. Seating is limited and the spots are being filled up quickly.

The kids will be expected to stay up late as much of the seminar will not take place untill after Bruce has closed down the Souris bar. "Tent peg pulling is alot more enjoyable and rewarding after a night of pounding back the brewskies" said Bruce.

Bruce expects to be very busy with his one on one training with the kids so Misfit outfielder Al 'Aero' Sellars has also volunteered his time to setup the tents for the children.

What is Earl Looking Forward to Most About the Start of Ball

Cam Orders New Bedroom Suite
April 17/2003--Just how much of a baseball fan in Cam Moir? I think that our questions were all answered when Cam showed off his new bedroom suite to his team mates.

"This particular suite just caught my eye as soon as I saw it" said Cam. "The mattress is so firm and it's practical as well as I can use the ends of the bed to hang up my ball caps" he added.

Cam indicated that he had re-named his bedroom "Legends Field" and that he had already hit plenty of home runs is his new digs. Rumour has it that he has planned future expansions within his bedroom including a score board, snack machine, vendor sales, and the installation of stadium lighting and seating.

"Its all about inticing the fans to come back to the ballpark" joked Cam.

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Misfit
10. We have the perfect grip
9. We make it easy to get around the bases
8. We always pay close attention to the balls
7. We make sliding into places easy
6. We don't let you foul out
5. We love going into extra innings
4. We switch positions at least 7 times a game
3 We have great co-ordination with both hands
2. We like keeping the lights on for night games
1. The games not over until someone scores.

Stacey Appears On Jenny Jones
April 9/2003--Social Misfit player Stacey 'Chuckles' Popein recently appeared as a guest on the popular daytime talk show the Jenny Jones show. Stacey was out promoting the upcoming 2003-04 baseball season on behalf of the Misfits. "It was quite overwhelming at times to be on her show" said Stacey. "I have always admired her work" she added.

Stacey talked about the Misfits troubles last season, her off season work out program, and the teams expectations for this upcomming summer.

"People really listened to what Stacey had to say" said Jenny.

Next up for Stacey on her North American promotional tour includes appearences on the Today Show, the Late Show with David Letterman, and interviews with both Sports Illustrated and ESPN.

Misfit's Searching for a New Home
January 02/2003--Management for the Social Misfits were officially informed that they will have to relocate to a new ball field next season as Nexxen plans to close down the diamonds for good.

"We are all quite sad to be be losing the first home of the Misfits" said a misty eyed Bruce Luebke. "The diamond really became part of our identity" added Craig.

Upon hearing that the lease for the ball field had expired Bruce, putting to use his extensive tent pulling skills, immedialty trotted out to the diamond and removed both home plate and the pitching rubber that the team had worked so hard on installing.

Management is now concerned with focusing it's resources to locate a new ball diamond for the club. "We are going to explore a few different options" said a dejected Cam. 'There are not many parks that will offer us the same features as Misfit Parlk" added Cam. An ad looking for a potential new stadium has been placed in several local, prominent publications.

So the search will go on for a place for the Misfit's to hang their hats. Anyone who has an idea for a good location for a new home field are asked to contact the management office of the team, or Bruce.

Once a new diamond is located there will be an official press release posted on this web page.

Misfits Wall Paper
Click to download the latest Misfits screen saver. Then 'right click on the picture' and then click on 'set as background'.

Team Purchases a Pooper Scooper
November 3/2003--After much debate and a minor grievance filed by Echos master, the Social Misfits are pleased to announce that they have purchased a pooper scooper for 2004.

Last season the team recycled shopping bags from IGA, however with many Supermarkets going back to the paper bag, team officials decided to break down and purchase the scooper. "The timing couldn't have been more perfect," said a teary eyed Earl Cheasley, pictured above with the new scooper. "With paper now replacing the traditional plastic bags, I won't have to worry about bringing in the bags with me each week," he added.

"It's like Christmas has come early," he continued. "I now have all winter to familiarize myself with the scooper and come the start of the session, I should have the thing mastered," he concluded.

Latest Off Season Developments
October 29/2003--The Social Misfits have an extremely busy off-season ahead of them as they prepare for the 2004 season. Plans are currently underway to ensure both fans and players alike of a successful 2004 campaign. The 3 Executive Officers, who sit on the Board of Directors of the Social Misfits softball club, have recently held intense gatherings to discuss changes for the upcoming season. Among the items already discussed include:

a) The scheduling of a pre-season game prior to the start of the regular season.
b) Entering more tournaments in 2004.
c) Maintaining season ticket prices for fans.
d) Renewing the lease on the beautiful Brandon Research Station Ball Diamond.
e) Re-launching a fresh, new web site design.
f) Increasing the season ticket base with an aggressive marketing campaign.
g) Buying a pooper scooper to handle the mess that Echo leaves behind.
h) Securing a major corporate sponsor.

Bruce Luebke, pictured above holding his trophy for leading the team in strike outs for 2003, has stated that the organization has also made it a priority to sign at least one, possibly two guys to compliment the roster for next season. “In past years we had a roster of 9 guys and last season we played with only the 8,” said a source that wished to remain anonymous. Rumors persist that the team has already agreed to terms with 2 high priced free agents however management is not saying a word. “It’s no secret that at times we found ourselves short of guys” said Jody. “This year we want to make sure that the problem does nott exist again so you can read between the lines.” “Once contracts are signed and the player(s) are committed then we will issue the appropriate press release,” he added.

Mike: The Final Survivor:
Sept. 02/2003-The creators of the hit reality television series Survivor announced today that the Social Misfits home run leader Mike Gillespie has been selected as one of the 16 contestants for Survivor, the Pearl Islands. 'It was Mikes tough stance against selling tobacco to kids that finally convinced us to choose Mike" said a representative from the show, who wished to remain anonymous.

Mike, for his part was thrilled to discover he had been selected and immediately started packing his bags. "After taking a look through the bios of the other contestants, I am really hoping to get to know both Nicole and Christa a lot better" said Mike. When asked what he planned on taking as his one luxury item Mike indicted that he was leaning towards taking Al's ball glove. "Someone has to learn how to catch with that damn thing" laughed Mike.

American Pie 4: Stiflers Wife
August 20/2003-Fans of the American Pie series of movies will not have to wait long for the next installment to be released. American Pie 4 just wrapped up shooting and is scheduled for release in November of 2003. American Pie 4 follows Stifler as he moves to Canada to take a supervisors position at a local hog plant. The movie centers around how Stifler meets his dream girl (a female version of Stifler) one night at a local club during a Messy Monday promotion. Lindsay Loree will play the role of the hottie who is the target of Stiflers affection.

The original cast returns for episode 4 and by all indications this edition should be the most humorous yet. "The funniest scene in the movie, and one that will have people talking about for a long time, is the scene when the rest of the gang come up to Canada to party with Stifler, and he and I take them to a street dance in Kenton" said Lindsay. Moviegoers can also expect to see the crew getting tossed from BP after a hard night of partying , singing "Sellars, Sellars, who the f_ck is Sellars" at some country bar, and having Finch standing at the shooter bar trying to pass off a can of tuna as a tin of snuff.

Lindsay beat out several thousand other actresses for the role and when asked why she thought she got the part she simply said "I have no idea, I just went into the audition and was myself."

Souris Golf Results

How does Al plan to setup his campground in Souris on the September long weekend?

Mr. Nair for Men
June 30/2003--For the second time in as many months a member of the Social Misfits has been selected to endorse another men's grooming product. "People have been wondering for years now how I keep my legs so white, shiny, and smooth" said Snickers. "Now the whole world will know that the secret to my hairless legs has been Nair for Men" he added.

"I feel really comfortable using this product as it doesn't burn my skin and it usually leaves my legs feeling as smooth as a new born babies butt" Snickers continued.

Dr. Phil and Carla
June 25, 2003-"Being on the Dr. Phil show was quite an experience" said Carla "Turtles" Richardson who appeared on the show to talk about her hole in one. "The staff was very friendly, the set was well decorated, and the people really seemed to buy in and listen to my story she added". During her segment Carla discussed how she first broke into the sport of golf, who had helped her along the way, and gave advice to young golfers in the audience.

Dr. Phil for his part left very impressed and indicated that he too may start swinging a club.

Tip a Misfit Night
Brandon, Manitoba JUne 13/2003- The Social Misfits were very busy off the field last week as six members of the club turned in their ball bats and gloves for coffee cups and dinner plates on Wednesday, in an effort to assist the first ever Tip-a-Social Misfit Night at Hooters.

Veterans Carla, Lindsay, Stacie, and Jackie joined newcomers Nicole and Charlotte in an evening that was enjoyed by all.

All tips received by the players that evening is going to the Westman Chapter of the Home Runs for Kids Program.

For information on how you can have one or more of the Misfits attend your fundraiser, contact the Misfits at (204) 761-3567.

Mr. Clairol
May 9th/2003--Today Miss Clairol released a new product line for men and our very own Al Sellars was chosen as the hair model. This new offering falls under their Herbal Essence line of products and is geared towards men on the make. "Al was a perfect 'male gigalo' to feature on our packaging" said a representative from Clairol. "Al, as everyone knows has sampled and experimented with alot of different solutions in the past" she added.

"I really didn't want to give away my trade secrets for the rest of the guys out there to steal" said Al. "The money and fame was just too appealing to pass up" he added.

"Being on the packaging for Clairol is like a dream come true" beamed Al, from his tanning bed on Park Avenue.

Right There, Right There, Right There
April 29/2003--A season ending survey of the fans indicated that the single biggest bonehead play of last season was the now famous "right there, right there, right there" call of support from Al Sellars.

"All I heard Al yelling was 'right there, right there, right there" said Shawn Bolack about the towering fly ball. "So naturally I stopped, thinking I was in positition, only to see the ball land like about 100 feet from me" he added.

The illustration above details where the ball eventually landed and where Al had told Shawn that he was in perfect position to make the catch. As you will notice both the 2nd baseman and left fielder thought the inning was over and were on their way to the dugout.

" I too was kinda pissed about the call" added Jody. "At the time I was working on a no-hitter in the bottom of the 2nd, and that idea went completely out the window with the ill advised call by Al" he continued.

Lyndsay, playing second at the time, felt she had a play on the ball but quickly retreated when she heard Al screaming. "I was shocked to see the ball land so far away from Shawn" she continued. Lyndsay then ended her discussion on the topic with one simple, little statement "Al's a moron".

Al Sellars could not be reached for his comments therefore this news story is significantly reduced in length.

New Public Relations Director On-Board
April 22/2003--Today the Social Misfit's appointed the former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, as the teams new director of Public and Media Relations. "He comes to us with great credintials" said Carla who stepped aside to dedicate more time to the ladies golf league.

Click on the photo above to view his first Press Conference on behalf of the Socail Misfits.

As part of his key responsibilities Mr. Saeed Al-Sahaf will be expected to hold press conferences following most games. "Like Al, Mohammed is a straight shooter and fans can expect and honest and timely review of the games" added Bruce.

ellars: Ref for a Day
April 20-2003--"I think that I did a pretty decnt job out there tonight" said Al, seconds after he had just officiated a Tom Thumb game between 2 heated rivals. Al, who was an emergency replacement official, had a little trouble keeping up the pace set by the youngsters but not everyone was impressed with his calls.

"At one point jut after Al had called a penalty he skated over towards me to report the infractions and said 'obstruction, holding, tripping, ....something" said a confused and frustrated score keeper.

Trevor Hits the Gym
March 27/2003--For the past several months now Misfit pitcher/utility player Trevor Klassen has secrectly being heading down to a local gym in an offort to get a head start on spring training. "At the conclusion of last season I found myself winded a majority of the time" said Trevor. "So this year I took it upon myself to get into better shape and mentally prepare myself" added Trevor.

Trevor, pictured above while leaving the gym with one of Keiths old gym bags, suffered though alot of minor aches and pains last season. He is hoping that the combination of a strict diet and regular exercise will lead to a healthy and pain free 2003/04 campaign. "I'm not as young as I once was" stated Trevor.

"My main goal is play every game and do so pain free" concluded Trevor.

RRROLL Up the Rim to Win
March 24/2003--"Prizes in the RRROLL Up the Rim to Win sweepstakes are not what they used to be" said a frustrated Val G. of Brandon, as she showed off her latest prize of a lunch date with Social Misfit fielder, Al Sellars. "Who has ever heard of this Mr. Sellars" she was heard to shriek when she first rolled up the rim.

"They have so many great prizes up for grabs and I get lunch with Al" added Val. While she was hoping to win either a Buick Rendezvous or else one of the Panasonic Home DVD theatre systems she indicated that she would still go out with Al for lunch. "I am sure that this will be a bigger thrill for Al then it will be for myself" continued Val.

First I get shafted at the teams 50/50 draw and now again with this promotion" said a misty eyed Val.

Open Try-Outs
For the first time in their much storied 2-year existance, the Social Misfits softball club is holding an open try-out for those prospective ball players who are looking to secure a team this summer. "We felt like we need to add to the skill level of several key positions so we are extending an invitation to anyone who wishes to show us what they have" said manager Bruce Luebke. Anyone interested in attending the open try-out is asked to fill out the application below and email back to the teams main office. Click on the Adobe logo to access the application form.

Only those applicants whose qualifications meet the needs of the Social Misfits will be contacted and invited to the open try-out. The Social Misfits would like to thank all those who do submit an application.

Craig and Carla Celebrate 1-Year of Marriage
February 23/2003-Recently Craig and Carla Richardson celebrated their 1-year wedding anniversary. Whlie the joyous couple was loooking at keeping the event very low-key, team management took it upon themselves to present the happy couple with a limited edition, collectors cake.

"We were extremely touched at the thought & design that went into the making of this cake" said Carla. "It's sure to be a hit with the family" added Craig.

Unfortunately the cake was a popular item and it wasn't long until team members dived in for themselves, ripping the cake to shreads. "It was funny to see Earl attack the breasts as quickly as he did" said Shawn. "I had always thought of him as more of an 'ass' man" he stated.

Misfits Talking to Bush
March 18/2003--Ths Social Misfits are continuing talks with the American President in an effort to have Mr. George W. Bush toss out the ceromonial first pitch at this seasons first home page.

"As everyone knows Mr. Bush is an avid baseball fan, and he has recently publically stated that the Misfits were now listed among his most exciting teams to watch" said Bruce, who is hotly pursuing the former owner of a MLB ball team.

If the team is not successfull in securing the services of MR. Bush for the home opener then the team will resort to their back up plan, Pee Wee Herman.

.Molson Releases the Misfit Bubba
January 4/2003-OK Baseball fans. It's official. The Social Misfit's softball team have added Bubba to their roster. This 5-star mini keg is making his on-field debut this upcoming summer. Molson inked the deal with the Misftis coming on the heels of their rather successfull inaugural campaign.

"Molson has always shown great pride with who they align themselves with from a marketing stand point" said Stacey. "We are very pleased that Molson has selected us as the first ever softball team to appear on the can" she added.

Miolson hopes that by placing the popular Misfits logo onto the beer can that beer sales in the Keystone province will increase greatly. "We expect this edition of the Molson Beer can to possibly outsell the Team Canada can of the summer" said a Molson rep who whished to remain anonymous.

The beer is scheduled to be available for the start of summer.