evil is ignorance all good is knowledge --FU-HSIN
Back the Metric System every
inch of the way!
- Indian word for "lousy hunter"
A condition in which presence of mind is good,
absence of body is better.
borrow money from a pessimist;
don't expect to be paid back.
men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any
marriage run smoothly: "You know dear, you may be right."
who run in front of bus get tired.
who run behind bus get exhausted.
Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink
you can't break it, you don't fully understand it.
few of us see the word GRAFFITI and think about something different than
most other people.
Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned
off until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation. --The Management
large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat.
cows laugh, does milk come out of THEIR noses?
Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels.
husband is living proof that a woman can take a joke
munth i cudnt spel Jeeniealijest, now i are wun
" -- Marcel Marceau.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
a canadian is an unarmed american with health insurance"
I wish to register a complaint." - Monty Python"'E's dead, that's what's
wrong with it!" "'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!"
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!"
is no sanity clause" G. Marx
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