JEFF's WEB PAGE
This is a no-smoking Website
| As our family is not very adept at phoning, writing or emailing relatives and friends (at least I'm not) we (me) decided to set up this web page to keep one and all up to date about what is happening with us. |
| Since we (I) will probably not update this web page very often (isn't that ironic?) you may have some concerns. If so, please direct any problems, issues or complaints you have about this web page or for that matter, life in general, to our Complaints Department. |
Now, meet our happy family...
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| Jeff | Jane | Jessica | Bessie our Pet Cow |
| There is nothing else on this page. Stop Scrolling down. Go look at some pictures. |
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| Really, there is nothing else here. Would I lie to you? |
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| Cease and desist. Any further scrolling down will result in immediate legal action. |
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| Alright, you've gone far enough. Procedding any further will cause a deadly virus to be automatically downloaded to your hard drive. This virus will delete every file you have, as well as your first born child. |
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| Just won't give up will you? You're probably one of those weirdo's who stay until all the credits are finished at Naked Gun or Airplane! movies. |
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 | You've been warned! |
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| That's it. Was it worth the trip? |
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