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A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows all the corners. 
-- Irish Proverb 
If youth only knew; if age only could. 
-- Henri Estienne 

The best gifts are those which expect no return. 
-- Norwegian Proverb 

The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift. 
-- Pierre Corneille 

One moment of patience may ward off a great disaster; one moment of impatience may ruin a whole life. 
-- Chinese Proverb 

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. 
-- Arnold H. Glasow 

The best memory is that which forgets nothing but injuries. 
Write kindness in marble and write injuries in the dust. 
-- Persian Proverb 

To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee. 
-- William H. Walton 

Misfortunes always come in by a door that has been left open for them. 
-- Czech Proverb 

Be cautious.  Opportunity does the knocking for temptation too. 
-- Al Batt 

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. 
-- Serbian Proverb 

Lord, where we are wrong, make us willing to change; where we are right, make us easy to live with. 
-- Rev. Peter Marshall 

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends. 
-- Czech Proverb 

Friends are relatives you make for yourself. 
-- Eustache Deschamps 

Advice should be viewed from behind. 
-- Swedish Proverb 

Advice should always be consumed between two thick slices of doubt. 
-- Walt Schmidt 

Learn young, learn fair; learn old, learn more. 
-- Scottish Proverb 

Every adult needs a child to teach; it's the way adults learn. 
-- Frank A. Clark 

Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out. 
-- Italian Proverb 

If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it. 
-- Pam Shaw 

Wood that grows warped can never be straightened. 
-- Greek Proverb 

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. 
-- Lady Bird Johnson 

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. 
-- Yiddish Proverb 

Sometimes the best helping hand you can get is a good, firm push. 
-- Joann Thomas 

"Those who contemplate the beauty of the Earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts." --Rachel Carson 

"People stand themselves next to the righteous 
They believe the things they say are true 
And speak in terms of what divides us 
To justify the violence they do" 
--Jackson Browne, "It is One" 

Every judgment teeters on the brink of error. 
To claim absolute knowledge is to become monstrous. 
Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty. 
- Frank Herbert 

"Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is" 
-- Vincent Thomas "Vince" Lombardi (1913-1970) 

The coffin is the brother of the cradle. 
-- German Proverb 

Do not take life too seriously.  You will never get out of it alive. 
-- Elbert Hubbard 

An empty purse frightens away friends. 
-- English Proverb 

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving. 
-- George Eliot 

A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections. 
-- Chinese Proverb 

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. 
-- Doug Larson 

Some people like to make of life a garden, and to walk only within its paths. 
-- Japanese Proverb 

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. 
-- Walter Bagehot 

A man is as old as he feels himself to be. 
-- English Proverb 

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? 
-- Satchell Paige 

Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another. 
-- Italian Proverb 

Injustice is relatively easy to bear;  what stings is justice. 
-- H. L. Mencken 

If you wish to learn the highest truths, begin with the alphabet. 
-- Japanese Proverb 

I am a part of all I have read. 
-- John Kieran 

A child may have too much of his mother's blessing. 
-- Scottish Proverb 

If children grew up according to early indications,  we should have nothing but geniuses. 
-- Goethe 

Each day provides its own gifts. 
-- American Proverb 

The future is purchased by the present. 
-- Samuel Johnson 

To endure what is unendurable is true endurance. 
-- Japanese Proverb 

That enfabled rock, that ship of life, that swarming million-footed, tower-masted, sky-soaring citadel that bears the magic name of the Island of Manhattan. 
-- Thomas Wolfe 

All things grow with time, except grief. 
-- Yiddish Proverb 

Sorrow is a fruit; God does not allow it to grow  on a branch that is too weak to bear it. 
-- Victor Hugo 

A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime. 
-- Greek Proverb 

The thoughtless are rarely wordless. 
-- Howard W. Newton 

One should go invited to a friend in good fortune, and uninvited in misfortune. 
-- Swedish Proverb 

In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends. 
-- John Churton Collins 

A young doctor makes a humpy churchyard. 
-- English Proverb 

I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease. 
-- John Donne 

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. 
-- Italian Proverb 

The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. 
-- Publilius Syrus 

The future comes one day at a time. 
-- Dean Acheson 

A camel never sees its own hump. 
-- African Proverb 

It is difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame. 
-- R.S. Trapp 

Heroism is endurance for one moment more. 
-- Caucasian Mountain Proverb 

Victory belongs to the most persevering. 
-- Napoleon 

If I am like others, who will be like me? 
-- Yiddish Proverb 

Be true to your self and you will never fail. 
-- Written by Danielle P., a 6th grade student  in Connecticut 

All things change, and we change with them. 
-- Latin Proverb 

Keep changing.  When you're through changing, you're through. 
-- Bruce Barton 

Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies. 
-- French Proverb 

Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed. 
-- Henry Kissinger 

You can fall down by yourself but you need a friend's hand to get up. 
-- Yiddish Proverb 

The best time to make friends is before you need them. 
-- Henny Youngman 

The world is a rose; smell it and pass it to your friends. 
-- Persian Proverb 

Every once in a while, take the scenic route. 
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.  ("Life's Little Instruction Book") 

No branch is better than its trunk. 
-- Japanese Proverb 

Heredity is something every man believes in until his own son begins acting like a darn fool! 
-- Old Postcard 

He is most cheated who cheats himself. 
-- Danish Proverb 

Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it. 
-- John Steinbeck 

A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance. 
-- Yiddish Proverb 

Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year. 
-- Victor Borge 

Enjoy yourself; it's later than you think. 
-- Chinese Proverb 

Enjoy life: this is not a rehearsal. 
-- Bumper sticker 

A man's worst enemies can't wish on him what he can think up himself. 
-- Yiddish Proverb 

If we were brought to trial for the crimes we have committed against ourselves, few would escape the gallows. 
-- Paul Eldridge 

Broken eggs can never be mended. 
-- New England Proverb 

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. 
-- H.R. Haldeman (on Watergate) 

Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure. 
-- Portuguese Proverb 

When guests stay too long, try treating them like members of the family.  If they don't leave then, they never will. 
-- Martin Ragaway 

Ten enemies cannot do a man the harm that he does to himself. 
-- Yiddish Proverb 

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. 
-- A.J. Liebling 

In the land of hope, there is never any winter. 
-- Russian Proverb 

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier. 
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson 

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him. 
-- Aldous Huxley

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TRIVIA 3: TRI-VIA 
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Assignment 
Answer as many of these as you can and 
e-mail them to the classmate on your right 
Discuss results with your neighbours on the right and left. 

     1. sucrose    glucose    fructose 
     2. beanpole    stringbean     toothpick 
     3. Cherilyn LaPierre    Madonna Ciccone    Donovan Leitch 
     4. Wings    Kings    Penguins 
     5. George Bush    Gerald Ford    Al Gore 
     6. contralto    falsetto    alto 
     7. Burns     Frost    Browning 
     8. James Dougherty    Arthur Miller    Joe DiMaggio 
     9. Ontario    Erie    Michigan 
     10. Agate    Jasper    Garnet 
     11. a prune    a knuckle    a Shar Pei 
     12. Marciano    Graziano    Balboa 
     13. "Doc"    "Duke"    "Count" 
     14. Theodore    Simon    Alvin 
     15. key    scale    legend 
     16. two by ten    two by eight    two by six 
     17. Al Capp    Hank Ketcham    Chic Young 
     18. Statue of Liberty    A welder    An Olympian 
     19. Bull    Hound    Sheep 
     20. a river    a pickup truck     a hospital 
     21. Mike Nesmith    Peter Tork    Davy Jones 
     22. snow    corn    dandruff 
     23. Jane Seymour    Catherine Howard    Anne Boleyn 
     24. David Letterman    Alfred E. Newman    Lauren Hutton 
     25. Manhattan    Zelig    Sleeper 
     26. screen    dump    Hail Mary 
     27. bootleggers    flagpole sitters     flappers 
     28. sea shells    wagon wheels    bowties 
     29. Mouse that Roared    Dr. Strangelove    Pink Panther 
     30. pile driver    sleeper    suplex 
     31. steer    wether    gelding 
     32. charging     blocking    travelling 
     33. USA Presidential Inauguration    Olympics    Leap Year 
     34. Pennsylvania    Reading    Short Line 
     35. Harry James    Tommy Dorsey    Woody Herman 
     36. King    Queen    Twin 
     37. Golf    Time    Cosmopolitan 
     38. blood    ink blot    multiple choice 
     39. red    duct    Scotch 
     40. gun     baby    talcum 
     41. yard     chop    pogo 
     42. Elizabeth Taylor    Natalie Wood    Melanie Griffith 
     43. Silver     Trigger    Mr. Ed 
     44. Penguin    Kiwi    Ostrich 
     45. race    compact    convertible 
     46. Pukatawagan    Peguis    Sioux Valley 
     47. Kickapoo    Mississauga    Choctaw 
     48. Dan George    Sitting Bull    Richard Bruce 
     49. Churchill    Mackenzie    Red 
     50. Jack    White    Sol 

Answers

63 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW
     1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 
     2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had. 
     3. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. 
     4. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself. 
     5. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 
     6. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle. 
     7. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom 
     of the glass to the top. 
     8. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 
     9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 
     10. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. 
     11. A 2x4 isn't. It's 1-1/2 x 3-1/2 
     12. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 
     13. Every person has a unique tongue print. 
     14. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino. 
     15. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 
     16. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance. 
     17. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 
     18. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son. 
     19. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 
     20. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dog's heart and nervous system, a few ounces is 
     enough to kill a small sized dog. 
     21. Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps. 
     22. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and 
     unfolded to reveal a map for escape. 
     23. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 
     24. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, 
     causing the shark to explode. 
     25. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 
     26. Dr. Seuss actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounded like Sue-ice. 
     27. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 
     28. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 
     29. During the California Gold Rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and 
     pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years it was deemed more 
     feasible to send the 
     shirts to Hawaii for servicing. 
     30. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first 
     class. 
     31. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 
     32. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 
     318,979,564,000. 
     33. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and lower, because in the time when all original 
     print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the 
     case that stored the 
     smaller, 'lower case' letters. 
     34. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 
     35. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver! 
     36. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of 
     the Lincoln Memorial. 
     37. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before! 
     38. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in 
     the Berlin Zoo. 
     39. There are four cars and eleven lightposts on the back of a $10 dollar bill. 
     40. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 
     41. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 
     42. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves. 
     That's the opposite of the norm. 
     43. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest 
     amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. 
     44. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' 
     45. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween was actually a Captain Kirk mask 
     painted white. 
     46. The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'! 
     47. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat 
     your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 
     48. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time the 
     most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola. 
     49. Roses MAY Be red, but violets ARE, indeed, violet. 
     50. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 
     51. Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby-Doo and Robin on the Superfriends. 
     52. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it 
     to begin with. 
     53. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. 
     54. In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving 
     their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was 
     discovered. 
     55. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying! 
     56. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said Elementary, my dear Watson. 
     57. An old law in Bellingham, Wash., made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards 
     while dancing. 
     58. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel. 
     59. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. 
     60. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public 
     Libraries. 
     61. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a 
     spacesuit damages them. 
     62. Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent 
     compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator. 
     63. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. 

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

     1. Smarties 
      2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 
      3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down 
      4. Baseball is Canadian 
      5. Lacrosse is Canadian 
      6. Hockey is Canadian 
      7. Basketball is Canadian 
      8. Apple pie is Canadian 
      9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass 
      10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass 
      11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White 
     House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie 
     who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home 
     and partied...Go figure.. 
      12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 
      13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to 
     anyone, anywhere. 
      14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 
      15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and 
     missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. 
      16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 
      17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the 
     worlds oldest company. 
      18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 
      19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 
      20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 
      21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short 
     wave radios that save countless lives each year. 
      22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 
      23. A Canadian invented Superman. 

     BUT MOST IMPORTANT! 
     24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh 
     Canada!! 

SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE TOUGH ENOUGH TO TRY TO LEARN ENGLISH? 
This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Peruse at our leisure, English lovers.

     Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 
     1)  The bandage was wound around the wound. 
     2)  The farm was used to produce produce. 
     3)  The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 
     4)  We must polish the Polish furniture. 
     5)  He could lead if he would get the lead out. 
     6)  The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 
     7)  Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 
     8)  A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.????? 
     9)  When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 
     10) I did not object to the object. 
     11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 
     12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 
     13) They were too close to the door to close it. 
     14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 
     15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 
     16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 
     17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 
     18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 
     19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 
     20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 
     21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 

     Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither 
     apple nor pine in pineapple. 

     English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. 

     Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. 

     We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, 
     boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. 

     And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? 

     If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 
     meese? One index, 2 indices? 

     Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. 

     If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? 

     If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? 

     If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 

     Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. 
     In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? 
     Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? 
     How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? 
     You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns 
     down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was 
     invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is 
     not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they 
     are invisible. 
     PS.  Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick? 

GENDER
     From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male 
     and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a gender to a noun of their choice and explain 
     their reason. 

     The best submissions: 

     SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male - because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it 
     spends most of its time just opening bottles. 

     KIDNEYS - female - because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. 

     TIRE - male - because it goes bald and often is over inflated. 

     HOT AIR BALLOON -  male - because to get it to go anywhere you   have to light a fire under it ... 
     and, of course, there's the hot air part. 

     SPONGES - female - because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. 

     WEB PAGE - female - because it is always getting hit on. 

     SHOE - male - because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. 

     COPIER - female - because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective 
     reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong 
     buttons are pushed. 

     ZIPLOC BAGS - male - because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. 

     SUBWAY-male - because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 

     HOURGLASS - female - because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 

     HAMMER - male - because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have 
     around. 

     REMOTE CONTROL - female - Ha! You thought it would say male.  But consider it gives man 
     pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps 
     trying. 

     A good denial, the best point in law. 
              -- Irish Proverb 
     When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. 
               -- Cicero 
  

     What every lawyer knows: 
     "When the facts are against you, argue the law. 
     When the law's against you, argue the facts. 
     And when the facts and the law are against you, abuse the opposing counsel." 
  

     A young branch takes on all the bends that one gives it. 
               -- Chinese Proverb 

     There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. 
     One of these is roots, the other, wings. 
               -- Hodding Carter 
  

     The best advice is found on the pillow. 
               -- Danish Proverb 

     Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind. 
               -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge 
  

     He who would go a hundred miles should consider ninety-nine as halfway. 
               -- Japanese Proverb 

     By perseverance the snail reached the ark. 
               -- Charles Haddon Spurgeon 

     Good luck beats early rising. 
               -- Irish Proverb 

     Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. 
               -- R.E. Shay 

     Anger without power is folly. 
               -- German Proverb 

     My life is in the hands of any fool who makes me lose my temper. 
               -- Joseph Hunter 

     Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still. 
               -- Chinese Proverb 

     Behold the turtle.  He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. 
               -- James Bryant Conant 

     He who leaps high must take a long run. 
               -- Danish Proverb 

     Ambition can creep as well as soar. 
               -- Edmund Burke 

     Who goes for a day in the forest should take bread for a week. 
               -- Czech Proverb 

     Planning your future saves you from regretting your past. 

     Keep a thing for seven years and you'll find a use for it. 
               -- Irish Proverb 

     A man cannot sleep in his cradle:  whatever is useful must in the nature of life become useless. 
               -- Walter Lippmann 

     Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. 
               -- Danish Proverb 

     Lawyers spend a great deal of time shoveling smoke. 
               -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. 

     He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup. 
               -- German Proverb 

     You have to be careful about being too careful. 
               -- Beryl Pfizer 

     Blessings do not come in pairs; misfortunes never 
          come singly. 
               -- Chinese Proverb 

     Reflect on your present blessings - of which every man has many - not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. 
               -- Charles Dickens 

     A little help is better than a lot of pity. 
               -- Celtic Proverb 

     Help yourself and heaven will help you. 
               -- Jean de La Fontaine 

     Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse. 
               -- Japanese Proverb 

     An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it. 
               -- James A. Michener; "Space" 

     A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. 
               -- Yiddish Proverb 

     It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. 
               -- Noel Coward 

     Dress a goat in silk and it's still a goat. 
               -- Celtic Proverb 

     He is ill clothed that is bare of virtue. 
               -- Benjamin Franklin 

     Nothing is difficult if you're used to it. 
               -- Indonesian Proverb 

     Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. 
               -- Hannes Messemer 

     To work is to pray. 
               -- Latin Proverb 

     When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. 
               -- John Ruskin 

      In bad things be slow; in good things be quick. 
               -- Afghan Proverb 

     Nothing valuable can be lost by taking time. 
               -- Abraham Lincoln 

     The art of pleasing is the art of deceiving. 
               -- French Proverb 

     My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. 
               -- Ashleigh Brilliant 

     The road to the head lies through the heart. 
               -- American Proverb 

     The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime. 
               -- Mignon McLaughlin 

     Men are like bagpipes: no sound comes from them till they're full. 
               -- Irish Proverb 

     There is no love sincerer than the love of food. 
               -- George Bernard Shaw 

     Hell is not so bad as the road that leads to it. 
               -- Yiddish Proverb 

     The road to hell is always in good repair because its users pay so dearly for its upkeep. 

     Craftiness must have clothes, but truth loves to go naked. 
               -- English Proverb 

     It takes just three times as long to tell a lie, on any subject, as it does to tell the truth. 
               -- Josh Billings 

     He who lives by hope will die by hunger. 
               -- Italian Proverb 

     Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. 
               -- Francis Bacon 

     The luck of an ignoramus is this:  He doesn't know that he doesn't know. 
               -- Yiddish Proverb 

     Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all. 
               -- Georg Lichtenberg 

     Extreme law, extreme injustice. 
               -- Latin Proverb 

     Temper justice with mercy. 
               -- John Milton 

     You can shear a sheep many times but you can skin him only once. 
               -- Vermont Proverb 

     Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. 
               -- Aesop 

     Blind belief is dangerous. 
               -- Western Kenyan Proverb 

     To believe with certainty, we must begin with doubting. 
               -- Stanislaus I 

     Death cannot kill what never dies. 
               -- American Proverb 

     I want to go on living even after my death! 
               -- Anne Frank 

     A clear conscience sleeps during thunder. 
               -- Jamaican Proverb 

     A clear conscience makes a soft pillow. 
               -- Roadside Church Sign 

     "Propaganda…must always be essentially simple and repetitious. In the long run, only he will achieve basic results in influencing public 
     opinion who is able to reduce problems to the simplest terms and who has the courage to keep forever repeating them in this simplified 
     form despite the objections of the intellectuals." 
     Joseph Goebbels’ diary, 29/01/42 

     "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and 
     denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country." 
     - Hermann Goering 

      "All through these long years we have never had any other prayer than this: Lord, give our people internal peace and give and maintain 
     peace abroad. We have experienced in our generation so much 
      fighting that it is natural that we should long for peace. " 
      - Adolf Hitler, Nuremburg Rally of 1936

                    Students work on their own INDEX.HTM pages 
                    Graphics AND Tables 
                    Collate your picture files into an IMAGE MOSAIC Webpage 
                    Link it to your INDEX PAGE and FTP it to the EduWeb server 

                    DAILY MOTIVATOR: MYSTERIES I 
                    Checklist For Term Credit Requirements ~ Part II 
                    Two main streams: Portfolio & Weblogs 
                     TARGET INTERNAL LINKS 
                    HOT THUMBNAILS 
                    Link it to your INDEX PAGE and FTP it to the EduWeb server 
                    Ideas and Library Refs: 
                    Weird Images 
                    Norman Rockwell Mosaic

Collate your picture files into an IMAGE MOSAIC Webpage  
TARGET INTERNAL LINKS  
HOT THUMBNAILS  
Link it to your INDEX PAGE and FTP it to the EduWeb serve
Ideas and Library Refs:  
Weird Images  
http://eduweb.brandonu.ca/~hillman/piclib01.html  

HEADLINE SLIPS OF THE TONGUE 
    Grandmother of eight makes hole in one 
    Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing 
    Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers 

    House passes gas tax onto senate 
    Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan 
    Two convicts evade noose, jury hung 

    William Kelly was fed secretary 
    Milk drinkers are turning to powder 
    Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted 

    Quarter of a million Chinese live on water 
    Farmer bill dies in house 
    Iraqi head seeks arms 
  

Some become unintentionally suggestive 
  

    Queen Mary having bottom scraped 
    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? 
    Prostitutes appeal to Pope 

    Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over 
    NJ judge to rule on nude beach 
    Child's stool great for use in garden 

    Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors 
    Soviet virgin lands short of goal again 
    Organ festival ends in smashing climax 
  

Grammar often botches other headlines 
  

    Eye drops off shelf 
    Squad helps dog bite victim 
    Dealers will hear car talk at noon 

    Enraged cow injures farmer with ax 
    Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests 
    Miners refuse to work after death 

    Two Soviet ships collide - one dies 
    Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter 
  

Once in a while, a botched headline takes on a meaning opposite from the one intended: 
  

    Never withhold herpes from loved one 
    Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy 

    Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 
    Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better 
  

Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious 
  

    If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while 
    War dims hope for peace 
    Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency 

    Cold wave linked to temperatures 
    Child's death ruins couple's holiday 
    Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years 

    Man is fatally slain 
    Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say 
    Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation 
  

     Bible church's focus is the Bible: Saint Augustine Record, Florida 
     Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons: Cedar Rapids Gazette 
     Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity: Chicago Tribune 

     Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear: Journal of Commerce 
     Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person: Schenectady 
     Lack of brains hinders research: The Columbus Dispatch 

     How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author 
     Fish lurk in streams: Rochester, NY Democrat & Chronicle 
  
  

                       Man shoots himself in foot 3 times cleaning guns 
                       Toy gun scares robber using toy gun 
                       Man guilty in lawn mower DUI case 

                       Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant 
                       3-year Old Teacher Needed For Pre-School. Experience Preferred 
                       Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jay Walkers 

                       Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
                       Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 

                       Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case 
                       Miners Refuse To Work After Death 
  

                              Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 
                              Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 
                              British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 

                              Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 
                              Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
                              Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 

                              Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 
                              New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 
                              Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 

                              Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 
                              Air Head Fired 
                              Steals Clock, Faces Time 

                              Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff 
                              Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 

                              Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board