A man is recovering from surgery when
a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O.K.
but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor
used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS!"

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 Subject: Pharmacology Funny
 
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic
name of acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called
amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently  announced that
it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were:
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud,
dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.